Skateboarding Is NOT an Executable Offense!

When did we replace Serve & Protect with Intimidate and Accost?

Dude Man...This is what happens when a fat, authoritarian idiot is forced to drive a mini clown car all day:



My favorite line from Officer Man Dude Rivieri from the Baltimore PD was:

"You go around doing this kinda stuff, someone's gonna kill you!"

I know he could not possibly be suggesting that skateboarding and responding with a defensive voice when spoken to aggressively is an offense worthy of death.

Someone needs to send this one in to Alex Jones for his next movie.